so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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