Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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