sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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