I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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