great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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