White coat. Heels.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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