so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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