other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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