Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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