i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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