how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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