remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You took a bar mat shot.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Found your dick twin last night
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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