I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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