we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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