I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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