and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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