I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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