I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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