I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
