i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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