; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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