You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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