Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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