I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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