Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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