You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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