he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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