Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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