I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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