doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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