David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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