Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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