yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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