i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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