You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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