I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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