Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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