Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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