thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
is that a dick in a sweater?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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