she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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