last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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