well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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