It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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