You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Randomize
