were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You can't special order awesome
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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