you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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