Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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