i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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