haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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