whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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