Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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