My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I puked a lego.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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