I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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