I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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