i was born a porn star she said
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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