He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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