I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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