Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
