Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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