There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
How's work?
Spinning.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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